VUI CUỐI TUẦN CÙNG LÝ THƠ TOÀN

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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: ???!!!

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty on your hand?
GLEN: Well, my hand a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Trong tiếng Anh còn có câu nầy khá mắc cười tuy hơi khiếm nhã (đây chỉ là câu nói đùa, chứ không mang tính cách châm biếm tôn giáo, mong các bạn Công Giáo đừng chấp).



Holy Water

Question: How do you make regular water become holy water?

Answer: You boil the hell out of them.



Have a nice weekend!

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